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Eat For Free!​

I have a quirky and fascinating daughter. Her hobby is research. Sometimes she’ll root through the weird videos on YouTube: dog spaying, lancing a cyst (I winced that that one too) or beard grooming. I am […]

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Ad Assassin

Advertising. It’s the bane of my existence, especially television advertising. If I could invent an app, I would invent the app that instantly eliminates irritating, stupid, and insulting advertisements. I was explaining my disgust with […]

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#2 Ad Assassin Hit List

Hormel Pepperoni   Hormel, which dumbass told you this was a great commercial? You actually paid for an advertising team to put this together? Were they high? I am having difficulty envisioning you all huddled around the boardroom […]

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I Collect Weirdos

I collect weirdos like people collect tchotchkes on a shelf.  It’s both a blessing and a curse. Some are fun and fascinating. Among them is a former Franciscan nun and military vet turned talented fresco painter. […]

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Aspergers

My daughter has high functioning autism. Aspergers to be exact. Every day she is tortured by the possibility of overload, a meltdown, and shutdown. We are very close, closer than most mother and daughters. In […]