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Eat For Free!​

I have a quirky and fascinating daughter. Her hobby is research. Sometimes she’ll root through the weird videos on YouTube: dog…

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Denying The Devil His Due

When I was twenty-one, I was sexually assaulted. Not once, but many times over the course of a month. I…

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Ad Assassin

Advertising. It’s the bane of my existence, especially television advertising. If I could invent an app, I would invent the…

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I Hate Guessing Games

I’m not going to guess your weight, your height or your age. I’m not going to guess your thoughts, your…

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#1 Saved From The Ad Assassin’s Hit List

Farmers Insurance Hall of Claims ~ Thank God We Have A Reprieve! Finally! An insurance company with an ad worthy…

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#2 Ad Assassin Hit List

Hormel Pepperoni   Hormel, which dumbass told you this was a great commercial? You actually paid for an advertising team to put…

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#1 Ad Assassin’s Hit List

Progressive Insurance- Therapy Okay, I could stomach the early “Flo” commercials. The last couple of years have seen a dramatic…

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I Collect Weirdos

I collect weirdos like people collect tchotchkes on a shelf.  It’s both a blessing and a curse. Some are fun…

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This is Home

I love the ocean and the mountains… and the sky. I have always loved them. There is something soul touching…

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How We Wear Anxiety​

He wears his anxiety like an outdated polyester shirt, tight and two sizes too small, riding up when he sits down, full of snags and static cling.

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Aspergers

My daughter has high functioning autism. Aspergers to be exact. Every day she is tortured by the possibility of overload,…